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A friend of mine showed me a conversation she had with a guy and I thought it was kinda funny. The following is an excerpt:

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Her: Where are you living now?

Him: In a mansion.

Her: Haha… come on, seriously.

Him: I’m serious. I’m house sitting for 2 yrs.

Her: Wow… that’s pretty cool. Can I come over and see it on Thursday?

Him: Maybe…

Her: Why maybe?

Him: I might have plans. I can’t remember.

Her: Oh okay, that’s fine. But if you don’t … can I come over?

Him: I don’t want to set any dates with you. You always cancel.

Her: Well that’s why we’re not setting a date. I’m just going to call you on Thursday, and if you’re busy… too bad for me.

Him: You’ll change your mind.

Her: That’s why we’re not setting a date. So no one is disappointed. Except maybe me if I call you and you have plans.

Him: You want me bad don’t you?

Her: Ugh. Forget it.

Him: What? Why?

Her: Don’t say things like that. It’s no fun. It’s better if I just come over on Thursday, with no intentions, and then let things build up.

Him: Oh, okay.

Her: Cool.

Him: But you DO want me, right?

Her: You’re seriously ruining this.

Him: Why?

Her: It’s all in the chase. If it’s expected, it’s boring. Desire doesn’t rise up out of expected situations.

Him: So you’re saying you don’t want me to talk dirty to you right now?

Her: Exactly.

Him: Why not?

Her: I’m not in the mood. And like I said, the chase is the aphrodisiac… and you’re totally killing it right now.

Him: Maybe if we started you would get into the mood.

Her: No. That’s like someone eating when they aren’t hungry. It’s pointless.

Him: Not if it was something very delicious like chocolate. Even if you weren’t hungry, once you get the taste you would want more.

Her: Then I would get fat.

Him: This is the kind of chocolate that burns calories.

Her: I think you were right… I’m probably going to change my mind on Thursday.

Him. No wait. You want me to be bad to you?

Her: Like… be mean? And ignore me till Thursday? That’s a pretty good idea.

Him: No I mean spank you and treat you like a bad girl.

Her: Jesus Christ you really don’t get this!!!

Him: Sorry.

:::silence:::

Him: You’d have to work hard for it anyway. I’m really not that interested.

Her: Now you’re just being obvious.
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And then she decided it was a bad idea.

The end.